I’m in a battle with myself.
I’m a fat ass. No no, for real, I am. This isn’t some kind of body dysmorphia issue. Okay, maybe it is, but I am jiggly. My wii fit mii is a pudge. The scale is tipping over 182 (the most I’ve weighed EV ER). Pants, shirts, you name it – tight. I’m a milkshake in a plastic bag. Dis.like.
Real talk time.
I’ve been battling with my weight since college. When my ‘woman body’ decided to finally show up, I was already so comfortable in my 5’3 110lb frame that I’d be chilling in since high school. I had cute clothes. I looked cute in them. I had ab lines. Ab lines. I could’ve used a little more in the top section, but that’s why they make awesome bras. If I could go back in time and smack the shit out of younger me each time I uttered ‘Ugh, I’m so fat!’ I would. Insert college here with a lack of physical activity, copious amounts of beer, bad food and little sleep. The metabolism dropped and one day I was sitting in class and actually felt my stomach rolling over on itself. Lovely.